Older and stupider...

So yesterday, having consumed no alcoholic beverages whatsoever, I head over to Mrs. Tall's to have some pre-birthday drinks and pick up my present, which contained something that I was going to be wearing that evening. I find a parking space, park the car, and head across the street over to their loft.

Except, not only did I leave the keys in the ignition, but I literally got out of the car and walked halfway across the street before I realized that THE ENGINE WAS STILL RUNNING.

At least I put the car in park.